March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
hanna is not a boy's name ending
spooksie:
legdisabled:
hanna was a boys name the whole time
February 2012
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
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person: patrick stump is nothing without fall out boy
me: have you ever wondered what your insides look like
me: are you ready to find out
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you the...
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
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lawlininabox:
believersneverdiexx:
fueledbylayus:
Oh my god I wasn’t here I missed it somebody please explain what’s going on with Patrick please I’ll love you forever
http://www.patrickstump.com/
read the superlong post
What the fuck people.
I hate people.
god fucking dammit people
homestuck fandom right now: NEW CHARACTER
me: where's john and dave
Watchcomfortkeepsusnice:
clusterslut:
giveyourselftosin:
I’M DYING OKAY
HIS VOICE THREW ME OFF GUARD
erkgtiuewihrgh4oguwo4r gw4ighwvi oh my god fwou4gio4ubvrhow4iur HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TOO.
JESUS HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
Paco could probably do this.
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oh god oh god my dashboard theme
oh god tumblr what did you do
where did my john bby go lskdghsldgkh
splitbricks:
emifail:
gangbanglerfish:
cyanidecupcakes:
I can only imagine this is how Hussie felt like.
Someone take photoshop away from me.
crying
help
end me
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oh my god me, you both kind just established that’s not what was meant by that
stop fucking crying and go to sleep before you puke
because it feels like i am about to vomit
mrjohnegbert:
sometimes there are certain people and when you don’t hear from them all day, everything is off and weird and gross.
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ian is still sleeping
i feel like i should just take a picture of him
and put it on the internet
you know, like a good girlfriend would
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
frozen-days-we-set-ablaze:
ohlookalamppost:
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
